| Gay Person: | I'm gay |
|---|---|
| Straight Person: | I don't care as long as you don't hit on me [forced laughter] |
| Gay Person: | Don't worry about that, you're not really my type anyway. |
| Straight Person: | |
| Straight Person: | |
| Straight Person: | wat the fcuk did u just say |
I haven’t sucked a tiddie in what seems like 100 lightyears.
lightyears is distance
Then I’m a long way from suckin a tiddie.
(via artistically-stoned)
